no shit son!

shane just headbutted me in the face. sick as fuck, bro!

i smell.

michelle.

p.s. visit me. tour is going great.

speaking of bees....

let's talk about how gross it is to have a bee colony in the awning of our house. the bee-buster (their icon cleverly was a spoof of ghostbusters, but instead of a ghost, it was a bee placed within the iconic symbol) came to our house, cut a hole in our roof, sucked up their colony and killed approximately 20,000 bees. we have a graveyard of bees leading to our entryway. a rather unappetizing sight. honeycomb is not as cute as it is made out to be in movies. the expert bee killer pointed out how each comb was actually a home to a baby bee in the form of a larva. i was a few dry heaves from throwing up my lunch at this point. 

btw, i have no clue what would drive a person to be a bee killer. nonetheless, our personal expert came to our house in cholo shorts and a long sleeve shirt. put on a pair of gloves and some bee protection for his head. he bravely fought those bees only to be stung while leaving our home. i would have officially freaked like a little baby since i hate bees, and am allergic to their sting. regardless, he merely joked saying, now i have matching dumbo ears. idiot.

having a bee problem is not the bees-knees.

michelle.

p.s. i leave for tour next thursday and will spend very little time at home in the next six months. that sort of saddens me.

busy as a bee...

 now that the ducks are at home, matt, j, eric & i have been going to every single game. routine : stop by natives, get takeout, pig out in the box, scream and shout, and eat again.

love

michelle.

p.s. still staying posi in 08.  

broken promises...never again.

reminder: VOTE TOMORROW ladies and gentlemen! i can't remember being this excited to vote ever. I cannot wait! edit: yesterday i got in a debate with a ronpaul supporter. first and foremost, i despise ron paul and his revolution. i refuse to believe that man can bring any good to our political system, let alone impact me in any positive manner. nevertheless, the weird thing was that the woman was deaf and basically had to write out her argument to me. yes, i argued with a deaf woman about ron paul via pieces of paper. go barack!

on a completely different subject: march 21st is the first day of the spring headliner with the chariot, sky eats airplane, love hate hero, and blessed by a broken heart. the only positive is the excitement of hanging out with my guys for 6 weeks in a bus, hopefully doing coke/heroin eye-drops (a concoction that was created by shawn & i today), but more than likely playing on the xbox. 

xxx.

michelle.

p.s. matt bet i couldn't do this detox thing with him...so i guess i'm detoxing for the next week. please forgive me for my unintentional crankiness brought on by hunger.

feb. 5 : cali primaries.

barack won s.c. almost 2:1. i was overjoyed to learn that he had won, especially since the southern vote was suspected of being very difficult for obama to obtain, considering he is black. not surprisingly, the younger people came out to vote and that made all the difference considering he dominated in that age range. however, the older vote definitely went to clinton. additionally, the little display that clinton/obama had in the debates probably did not help one bit. nonetheless, more individuals interviewed in the exit polls stated that they believed clinton was to blame for the debate.  Also, Obama just got the Kennedy endorsement. That is going to help a great deal in Massachusetts. Reminder: vote in your respective primaries/caucuses. Vote Barack :). 
for the past week, eric and i have gotten really ill. eventually i got cabin fever and had to go out and watch rambo with the guys. so good! i loved it and it's ridiculously high amount of violence. (un)fortunately we didn't get back till 5am. i also saw ps. i love you again and sobbed like a baby. there will be blood was super awesome too. daniel day lewis is the man. paul dano was excellent, surprisingly good considering his part in little miss sunshine didn't offer any insight into the brilliance that could be extracted from him. cloverfield almost gave me motion sickness and i was not impressed. fuck, im a complete movie whore. 
vote barack!michelle.
p.s. j&i got "shushed" at the movies for making fun of nicholas cage's terrible hair job during national treasure 2. movie though was fantastic!

no love no hope...

pros/cons.

-barack lost nevada :( (explanation: he won more delegates, but he lost the state vote)

-shows/kids/life are exhausting.

-drunk people are exhausting (funny as hell nonetheless & makes me happy i don't drink)

-dudes hitting on me nonstop is exhausting.  i hate dudes.

-lack of sleep is exhausting.

-no time to eat/sleep because having fun is way more important.

-lineup for march through may 08. (bamboozles though will be nice for hangs)

-losing weight :/.  i liked looking healthy. my chestplate is protruding all unhealthy-like. time to eat, and eat a lot.

-cloverfield : what a fucking mess.

+still staying positive.

+seeing mikey g. & luke!

+meeting really nice guys who will be on the upcoming headliner. stoked!

+my iPod : even on shuffle, the jams are so good.

+hardcore singalongs with eric in the car while J gets angry. 

+my friends always being at my house. SIKE! 

+brunchdates!

+weeping like a baby watching ps i love you. romance kills me.

+making my dudes watch ps i love you. they hate me.

+not falling back into that trap again.

+videogames <3

+the office. eric and i created our very own finer things club. it's very exclusive.

come hang,

michelle.

p.s. eric told me i should say, "he is the love of my life and hottest thing since sliced bread." 

my life as of late....

i need more of this.

in summation:

halo vs. call of duty 4.

rockband vs. guitar hero3.

dwight schrute vs. creed bratton.

b. obama vs. everybody else.

sleep vs. fun

fatkid lifestyle vs. healthy lifestyle.

straight hair vs. curly hair.

brunchdates vs. dinnerdates.

dudes vs. me

feelings vs. denial.

waiting vs. giving up.

growing up vs. forever young.

friends vs. foes.

positive mental attitude vs. adversity.

stress vs. life.

love vs hate

michelle.

p.s. send congratulations to alison powell on the new job!

p.s.x2. i was slightly offended when a group of dudes at lupe fiasco commented on my skinny no shape body. i need to eat more, beef up the fatkid lifestyle, back that thang up.